Je Ne Parle Pas Francais

"Je Ne Parle Pas Francais" means "I don't speak French." We had to use this phrase frequently during our stay in Canada. We will discuss this in more detail throughout this post.

It's April 1st and this is not an April Fool's joke that we are actually posting after 12 days! Sorry for the delay but we have been putting in some major windshield time. When we last left off we were in Montreal. Let's fill you in on the details of what we experienced.

We stayed at the Hotel Lovely for 4 days. We want to make sure you all get a glimpse of our awesome room so here is a picture.


We really enjoyed our time in Montreal. Just a little fact, Montreal is the second largest French speaking city in the world after Paris! We needed some relaxation time so we spent one of the days lounging around at a park by the river. It was 76 degrees which was the warmest in over 60 years! We ate pastries from China town and packed a picnic lunch of Bahn Mi sandwiches (Vietnamese sandwiches). They were cheap and delicious.



In an effort to save a few bucks we decided to pre-party in our room before heading out on the town for the night:



The next day we did some exploring through the city including a visit to Old Montreal and the Olympic Park . The 1976 summer Olympics were held in Montreal. Apparently, that was too long ago for the locals to remember because there weren't many people there. We toured the Notre-Dame Basilica and it was absolutely beautiful.


That day we rode the subway around and noticed is was extremely crowded. We researched that over 1.6 million people ride the subway but this seemed out of the ordinary. As we were walking through town, we noticed that one of the main streets was shut down by police. Our curiosity took over and of course we went to check out what was going on. To our surprise we were in the middle of over 200,000 people marching through the streets in protest. The protest was in regard to raising tariffs on tuition for the universities. It was quite amazing to witness! Protest doesn't seem like a fair word to use to describe this event because it was extremely peaceful with loud music playing, singing, and dancing in the streets.


We woke up early the next day (March 23rd) and made our way to Quebec City. It was a 3 hour drive. We were amazed by how different it was in Quebec City than Montreal. We really had to use the phrase "Je ne parle pas Francais" during our time here because a surprisingly large number of people did not speak English. In Montreal they lead with French but easily transitioned to English. It was a little different in Quebec City. When we arrived in Quebec City we were exhausted from a lack of sleep in Montreal so we took a nap. A few hours later we heard a knock at the door and a nice local man with a cartoon-like mullet told us that we had left one of our bags next to our truck for hours! What is wrong with us? We were so tired that we left one of our important bags next to the truck for 3 hours! Thank goodness for nice men with mullets! We will forever remember him and never judge a mullet by it's cover.

That night we explored the beautiful old town:



The next day we met up with a fellow CouchSurfer by the name of Stephanie. She was so wonderful and we spent the whole day with her. She showed us Montmorency Falls, Orlean's Island and Jean Larose Falls. Montmorency Falls are taller than Niagara Falls!



We ate real maple syrup from a maple syrup farm in Orlean's Island. Stephanie parked her car and we hiked down to Jean Lacrose Falls right off the side of the road. At first we were not sure where we were going because we were hiking through snow but to our amazement there were beautiful falls at the end of the hike. We felt really lucky to be explorers for the day and see things off the beaten path. The best part is that we gained a new friend in the process.


Later that night we finished our trip by walking around Old Quebec City again. We are going to miss this beautiful place!


We left the next morning at the crack of dawn so we could make a return visit to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls without the fog. The mission was a success!


From the time we left Quebec City to when we stopped to sleep in a truck stop parking lot we had logged over 1,100 miles in one day! After 4 hours of amazing reclined front seat sleeping, we saw one of the most beautiful sunrises we have seen on this road trip in Kentucky. We tried to get a picture on our camera but it was such a fleeting moment that it may be best left in our memories. We made it to Georgia and spent the next 4 days hiking in the mountains (more like hills compared to Colorado but beautiful nonetheless), taking winery tours, having lunch with Leanne's good friend, Jamie, and climbing Stone Mountain in Atlanta. Doug and Tracey (Leanne's brother and sister-in-law) were awesome hosts in Georgia and we had so much fun. Spending time with family is always special. We were sad to leave and will miss them all dearly!!!



On Friday, March 30th we were on the road again...destination New Orleans! Apparently, there is this big basketball tournament that happens in March? They call it March Madness? The Final Four was being hosted in New Orleans and because we had not seen or heard the news in over a month we had no idea it was being held there. It truly was March Madness and we had to stay in a hotel 30 miles outside of New Orleans. We had a blast seeing all the blue and red clad fans! The best part about this stop was that there was a FREE Black Keys concert and we are both huge fans!




Did anyone notice that guy with the awesome sun tattoo on his back in our picture at the concert? Pretty sweet!

We are now in Houston visiting Michael and Erin (Leanne's brother and sister-in-law). This time we promise to update sooner than 12 days because we are leaving for Seoul on the 10th. Sorry for the longest post in the history of posting. We hope you were able to read this entire post without falling asleep!

As always, thanks for following!

Leanne & Josh

The Road Goes On Forever...

It's March 20th and we are in Montreal, Quebec. In the last week we have traveled through 11 states and Canada! Our apologies for the long post but we have had a jam-packed week. We really appreciate you following along in our journey.

We left Grandma Bearden's house determined to drive 1,000 miles to Cleveland. We made a stop in Oklahoma City to visit with one of Josh's high school friends, Regina. We had breakfast with her and she suggested that we visit the Oklahoma City Memorial. We didn't know what to expect but it turned out to be really nice and left us feeling somber. Still, it was really beautiful and worth checking out if you are in Oklahoma City.



We were back on the move with nothing but the open road ahead of us. We drove through Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana and Ohio. Along the route we like to listen to local radio stations fade in and out as we drive through towns. Countless radio stations faded in and out but one thing remained constant, advertisements for the new Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos. Josh was determined to feast on one of these things before our drive was over. Around 11:00 pm while somewhere in Indiana, there was a Taco Bell conveniently located right off the highway. Leanne found them to be delicious but salty and Josh found them to be deliciously salty!

Our initial quest was to drive straight to Buffalo, NY but we convinced ourselves throughout the drive to stop in Cleveland to visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We continued on until we could no longer stay awake so we pulled into a Flying J's truck stop to catch some winks for a few hours. There is nothing like reclining in your front seat to sleep. After 3 hours of awesome sleep, we got back on the highway and were surprised by rush hour traffic. One of the lines for us of the trip so far was "Whoa, everyone is headed to work and we just woke up in a parking lot." That made us laugh for a little while. We are not sure how many miles we drove the day before but we do know that it was over 1,000.

We drove the remaining 2 hours to Cleveland to get our rock on! Our hotel was nice enough to let us check in at 10:00 am and after a hot shower we headed to the museum. From everything we had previously heard about Cleveland it didn't have the best reputation. However, we really enjoyed our time there. I am sure the weather had something to do with that since it was 76 degrees when we were there. It felt like the zombie apocalypse because everyone that lived in that town was outside enjoying the weather. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was fabulous. We especially enjoyed the Johnny Cash, Elvis, Pink Floyd exhibits, and pretty much everything else that was there. Josh even wore his Lynard Skynard shirt to represent! The only exhibits that we didn't visit were the movie exhibits because we were too afraid that we would fall asleep since we were running on only 3 hours of sleep.



That evening we went to a great restaurant by the name of Melt. This restaurant was a recommendation on Facebook by one of our awesome Denver friends. It was the icing on the cake for our experience in Cleveland. Cleveland should really think about changing their town motto to "Cleveland, it ain't that bad."

We headed northeast along Lake Erie in pursuit of Buffalo, NY to visit one of Leanne's good friends and Niagara Falls. We passed through Pennsylvania and New Jersey on our way to Buffalo. Jenn and Rob Jenkinson were wonderful hosts during our time in Buffalo. We ate wings at The Anchor Bar, the place where wings originated.



We explored Buffalo and made our way to Niagara Falls. We visited the American side before heading over to the Canadian side.



We stopped to have dinner and when we came out to make our way over to the Canadian side a thick fog had set in. Apparently, it is never foggy in Buffalo or Niagara so we considered ourselves really lucky when we saw this beautiful picture of the Canadian side of the falls:


Can you see the beautiful falls or are you questioning that there is a ghost in our picture? No, this is not a John Carpenter movie, it's Josh's shadow on the thick fog. Since we were unable to see the falls we will be making a quick return trip to snap an actual picture of the Canadian side of the falls on our drive back to the States. We really enjoyed our time in Buffalo with our great friends! Josh is going to miss his buddy, Bear, but two Bears in one house is one too many bears. Say that 10 times fast!


We left Buffalo and made the 8 hour drive to NYC to visit family and the 9/11 Memorial. Leanne's Aunt and Uncle were gracious enough to put us up for two nights and we enjoyed our time with them and her cousins.

Leanne's Aunt and Uncle live in Long Island so we took the Long Island Railroad into Manhattan for the day to visit the 9/11 Memorial and one of Leanne's friends since middle school, Kelly. It was quite an emotional experience to visit the 9/11 Memorial and it's an experience we will never forget. After visiting the memorial, we grabbed coffee and walked around Central Park with Kelly. It was a beautiful day for the park.



We hopped the Long Island Railroad and made our way back to Long Island to hang out with our family before heading out the next morning. We passed time on the train by seeing what was the weirdest face Leanne could make and this is the winner:


Josh was worried that Leanne's face will be stuck that way so he asked to never see that face again.

On Monday morning we left Long Island and decided to take the scenic route through Vermont to get to Montreal. We added the following states to our drive to complete 11 states in 7 days: Connecticut, Massachusetts and Vermont. We wanted to stop in Burlington, VT to see the Magic Hat Brewery.

We crossed the border into Canada and arrived in Montreal around 11:00 pm on the 19th. We spent today walking around Montreal and even managed to get a few beers under our belt while walking. This is our first little taste of traveling out of the country on this trip to an area that speaks a different language. Right now we are staying in a hotel called "The Lovely Hotel". The shower is in the middle of the room and a curtain separates the toilet from the bed and there is only one channel that is in French but it actually is quite lovely. Montreal is beautiful and Josh thinks it's even more beautiful because we didn't have to drive the truck at all today.

We are heading to Quebec City on Friday so we will fill you in on our next post.


Ciao!

Leanne & Josh

Conan, a Canyon and a Cute Grandma!

It's March 12th and we have been in Lawton, OK for the past 3 days visiting Grandma Bearden. We are leaving first thing tomorrow morning to make the 1,333 mile drive to Buffalo, NY. We now have almost 3,000 miles of driving under our belt so this will increase our mileage count significantly.

The last time we posted we were in L.A. so let's get you caught up on what happened there and along the way to Oklahoma.

Conan:

We were lucky enough to be selected as audience members for the Conan O'Brien show on Wednesday, March 7th. We were not allowed to bring cameras into the studio so this is the only picture we have proving were were there.


Guests included Ed Helms, some girl from The Big Bang Theory and some comedian (obviously, we are not good with names). We laughed out load a lot and Conan is really tall, well more skinny than tall.

Canyon:

After leaving L.A. we made our way to Grand Canyon National Park. We really wanted to camp in the park but is was 15 degrees that night so we made a Quality Inn in Williams our home for the night. Side note: Anyone going to The Grand Canyon should keep this hotel in mind because it was less than $50 and included breakfast. It was an hour drive to the park but we saw this sign and it looked interesting so we made a short pitstop.




Wow, The Grand Canyon is incredible! We hiked around the rim for a while and ate a picnic lunch which consisted of a convenience store sandwich, beef jerky and pepper jack CHEEZ-ITS (not as good as white cheddar CHEEZ-ITS, BTW).


We took a bunch of pictures so check the Photos tabs for more.

Spontaneous moment: "Don't follow where the path may lead...go where there is no path and leave a trail". Unless you are in a national park- we added that part. Josh has always wanted to visit Petrified Forest National Park and Painted Desert so we headed that way.

This little gem a.k.a. The Wigwam Motel caught our eye while driving along Route 66.


We spent a few hours exploring in Petrified Forest National Park and Painted Desert and it was surprisingly fun!



We left the park around 6:00 pm and headed towards Oklahoma. Two hours later we found ourselves eating at Applebee's in Gallup, New Mexico. We were using a gift card that Josh's parents gave us for a Christmas gift. Josh still thinks Applebee's is disgusting no matter how hungry you are and how free it is. He hasn't found a place that competes with Sizzler yet while on the road. After eating, we walked out to our truck and it was snowing so we had to find a place to stay for the night. We wanted to spend less than $50 so that left us with minimal options. We found a motel that will prepare us for any third-world country provided this third-world country has an abundance of meth. We were lulled to sleep by the soothing sounds of what we think were gun shots and multiple sirens.

We woke up at 5:30 am so we could gallup the hell out of this town. This must be how this town got its name.

A Cute Grandma:
After driving through New Mexico, the Texas Panhandle and SW Oklahoma we arrived at Grandma's house at 7:00 pm. On Sunday, we drove Grandma to church in her car which is a 1976 Malibu with 40,0000 miles on it!


Grandma Bearden is 96 years old and still lives by herself. We asked her what has contributed to her long, healthy life and she said the following:
1. Consuming no more than 3 eggs a day.
2. Eating raw (yes, RAW) hamburger meat.
3. Eating 1 pound of "weenies" a week. Weenies = uncooked hotdogs.
4. Pretty much never eating out unless it is at Julios for 1 cheese enchilada.
5. Working out with 5 pound lead weights.
6. Following the rule her mother always told her "Pretty is as pretty does."

Now that we have rambled on, we are going to head back to Grandma's house and get ready to head out early in the morning.

Cheers,
Leanne and Josh

Just Call Us Less

Homeless, jobless and carless...that's what we are! We are sitting in our friend's living room in L.A. writing our first post on the road.

On Saturday, March 3rd, we drove away from our hometown of Denver. The week before hitting the road we rented our house and sold the '99 Mitsubishi Galant. Josh finally allowed me to remove that last hubcap!



Our U.S. road trip began on Saturday morning around 10:00 am with a fill-up one last time at the Safeway gas station. We were hitting the open road for Vegas but the road turned out to be not so open when we hit ski traffic at 10:45 am! We were leaving later to try to avoid this but Colorado just didn't want us to leave that fast.

While driving we started thinking about our $22 hotel room that awaited us in Vegas. That was not a typo, our hotel room was really only $22 with tax! We rolled into Vegas after 13 hours on the road. The Las Vegas Club & Casino welcomed us and we were pleasantly surprised that is was not terrible. For those of you interested in going to Vegas on the cheap keep this hotel in mind. It is located in old town Vegas across from the Golden Nugget. And yes, we did our routine bedbug check and this place was clean!


Next stop: Joshua Tree, California.
As we set out for Joshua Tree, we noticed a sign that stated "Hoover Dam - 13 miles" and we said "Why not?" We explored for an hour and then continued on our way to Joshua Tree.

After 4 hours of beautiful scenery down Route 66 we arrived in Joshua Tree National Park.


Our hotel for the night was the back of our truck! We woke up the next morning at 6:00 am. It's funny how you can wake up so early when you don't have to report to a job. No offense to our previous bosses!

We spent the day exploring this beautiful national park and then drove to L.A. to stay with friends for the next few days. We grabbed a romantic all-you-can-eat salad bar dinner at Sizzler. That's right, Sizzler! We were famished as we skipped lunch and this place was calling our names. It might as well been Morton's Steakhouse to Josh!

We won't be able to recap everyday like we did in this post but we will try to post at least once a week. For photos click on our link under the Photos tab on our home page.

Cheers,
Leanne and Josh

1st Post!

Welcome to our website! We are looking forward to seeing everyone at our going away party at Barry's on Broadway on February 10th. Cheers - Leanne & Josh